What’s so cool about saving somebody’s life? Can’t you just call 911 like everybody else does?
Is it some popularity contest, just like you had in high school? Do you tell your friends and neighbors about your medical school experience with pride?
Do you feel like you’ll get more pussy at the bars if you tell them that you’re a medical student? I used to think that, but the pussy was as frequent as before my acceptance.
Does your wife or husband realize that you’ll be working like a slave to uphold some underground celebrity status that nobody else knows about?
I don’t know. Do you?