My wife and I were driving to a restaurant tonight on a four-lane highway. I’m in the right-hand lane cruising along, and there’s another car in the left hand lane just up close enough so that I can’t get over.
I see some room ahead of me, so I ease on the gas a bit and signal that I’m going to change lanes. As soon as I speed up to get some distance, the car in the left hand lane speeds up as well, preventing me from merging over.
“OK, no big deal” I thought. A few minutes go by and I see another opportunity to make a little bit of distance and merge into the left lane. Same shit happens: As soon as I speed up to make room, this jackass speeds up also. I briefly signal and jam my way into the left hand lane. Yeah, I cut the car off but it was nothing excessive. I had plenty of room or else I wouldn’t have came over.
Now here’s where it gets interesting. The car behind me lays down on the horn, but that was expected. They didn’t tailgate either, which was surprising. But, this crazy idiot starts following me.
I had a hunch that they were following me because they changed lanes whenever I did. I pull into a shopping center to see what they would do, and sure enough they pull in behind me. “OK, maybe it’s just a coincidence.”
I circle the shopping center and head back onto the highway with stalker right on my tail. At this point, I’m getting pretty fucking pissed. I drive down the road, speeding up and slowing down to see if they follow suit. Sure enough, they do.
I see an empty parking lot, and I pull into it. I speed up to gain some distance and do a quick u-turn so that I’m facing them. At this point I knew either me or somebody else was going to get their ass handed to them.
This car pulls up and I couldn’t fucking believe it. It was a skinny woman approximately 40 years old with short hair. Textbook soccer mom appearance, and she was the only one in the car.
I roll down the window, and the first thing she says is “I’ve got the police on the phone” while holding up her 7-year old cell phone.
My response is “what the fuck is your problem?”
Soccer mom replies with “what the fuck is your problem?”
“Just quit fucking following me, you crazy bitch” I said.
“You cut me off back there” she replied back.
“Well, you wouldn’t let me over. So quit fucking following me.”
At this point I drive off, and the bitch doesn’t follow.
I hate minivan-driving soccer moms. Always have, and always will.
The depressing thing is idiots like that are common where I live. Oh how I yearn for the days where I live in a city where if someone tries that shit, they get shot.
Not all of the minivan driving soccer moms are like this! I drive a minivan out of necessity, and I always let people in my lane. Those one percenter soccer moms are always causing shit!
I just couldn’t believe she followed me into an empty parking lot like that. She’s asking for big-time trouble if she keeps that kind of shit up.
That’s pretty creepy. Something like that happened to a friend of mine a long time ago. You should have told her that she could go ahead and call the police but it would be her being arrested for stalking and tailgating.
Haha guju, that is so true. I was wondering what the police thought about this weirdo who was calling them (probably via 911) to report another driver who cut them off.
Soccer moms are fucking idiots, plain and simple. They are fat, selfish bitches who only think of themselves and who always want everything to go their way. They are also the reason why we’re paying $6.00 gas because they drive these large and gigantic SUVs that consume more gas than Austrailia. And they also voted for President Bush, because they think he’s a uniter and not a divider (when in fact, soccer moms have a lower IQ than Bush — which is the lowest among all presidents!).
I wish that someone or something could beat the hell out of these bitches from hell because while they’re living such great lives, they’re making EVERYONE ELSE’S lives miserable! Including mine! SOCCER MOMS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had the same thing happen to me today, on an Air Force Base!!!!
I used to work at a sporting goods store that sold soccer equipment where they would buy their kids’ soccer stuff (literal soccer moms) and they always complained about everything, tried to get money off of the price of stuff by saying they didn’t like the color, glared at other people ahead of them in line for having the audacity to keep these bitches waiting like a common human! Total fucking bitches. They know they are fading, getting older, fatter, and losing their looks, and it makes them bitter. They take out their anger on everyone around them. Their husbands must suffer!
Real men don’t have soccer moms for wives. Soccer Moms only marry pussies.
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH!!!