Monthly Archives: May 2007

Blast From The Past

I thought it was time to resurrect some old posts from the early MSH days. Here ya go:

  • I’m Your Entourage – A look into the the “round train” and how residents always walk behind attendings medical students walk behind residents. It was the little things like this that really pissed me off about medical school.
  • Not On My Time – So much of your time as a medical student is blown. This post outlines just one common example of massive time wastage.
  • Medical School Hierarchy – A quick and dirty look into the dreaded hierarchy of medical school from a ward perspective.

And the post that really started it all:

  • OB/GYN – I wrote this post while hanging out at a friends house one night and drinking beer. At the time, this post generated a lot of controversy and the link to it was posted across forums and shared via email among students.

Learn From My Mistakes

I was pretty much the traditional pre-med student when applying to medical school. I did the standard volunteer experiences, had the ECs, and my GPA and MCAT scores were pretty good.

As most of you know, however, I did quite a lot wrong. Let’s take a look at my thought processes when deciding to attend medical school.

Job Security
Probably the number one reason I wanted to become a physician was job security. In fact, I told each interviewer this at all schools where I was accepted. I think they appreciated the blatant honesty.

My father was laid off work after 15 years of service, and then had to deliver Domino’s Pizza to make ends meet. I saw first hand at what poor job security could do to a family, and I wasn’t going to make that mistake.

There certainly is quite a bit of job security in medicine, so I feel this was a valid reason for me wanting to become a physician. On the plus side, you can pretty much work wherever you choose to (or at least close to where you’d like to be) due to the good demand for physicians in the workplace.

Money & Prestige
Although I never straight out and told the admission committee that one of the top two reasons for me wanting to pursue medicine was money and prestige, it sure as hell was true. Yes, you have to work seemingly ungodly hours for good pay but where else can you complete a post-bac and make a guaranteed 6-figure salary?

This was my thought process regarding the money and prestige reason initially as a lowly pre-medical student. Looking back now, however, I’ve learned that (for me) medicine is simply not worth it.

Despite what the majority of pre-med students will tell you, I still think that money is a huge decision factor for students – along with the “prestige” that being a physician can offer.

Caring For The Sick
I honestly never really gave a crap about caring for sick people. I even knew back when I was doing my volunteer experiences that I didn’t particularly like working with sick people who complained all the time. Why didn’t I listen to my heart way back then? Well, honestly I chalked it up as me not liking [insert volunteer specialty here]. I thought that out of all the specialties in medicine, surely I’ll find something I like. Don’t always bet on that.

Before I started school, I actually thought I wanted to practice family medicine in some podunkville town somewhere. My, my how things change.

Pillar of the Community
We hear so much about the “community” these days. Admission committees like to hear your crap about communities too. The honest truth was that I didn’t (and still don’t) really give two shits about the community. Sure, I have lifelong friends and cool neighbors, but in general I like to be left the hell alone. I just don’t like people knowing what I’m doing all of the time. Habitat for Humanity? I’ll let someone else build the homes.

In my opinion, to be really truly happy in medicine, I think you guys need to be thinking much less about money and prestige, maybe a little bit about job security, and focused a hell of a whole lot on caring for sick people and doing stuff to better the community (or your patient population).

I was the exact opposite, and have a really bad taste in my mouth for the practice of medicine. Premeds, if you’re like me, don’t try to fake it. Get out, and get out while you can. Otherwise, you might wake up one day and realize that you’re unhappy and 65 years old.

Big Brother Is Watching

“Professionalism” was a word I had only heard a time or two before beginning medical school. Thank God I don’t have to hear it anymore, but not before I got sick and tired.

An anonymous reader of MSH tipped me off to this whole “professionalism” thing being taken to a whole new level (thanks, you know who you are). I won’t get into any infringing details, but let’s just say that big brother is watching you when you’re not at school.

In short, there have been some incidences of student activity on web sites (such as blogs as well as social networks) being monitored by school administration.

Students at some schools are now being punished for voicing their opinions. This is not OK in my opinion. Some schools are even going so far as to include statements about “inappropriate activity” in their professionalism code of conduct. Such “inappropriate activity” can potentially include cynical commentary on social networking sites or personal blogs.

How far is too far? Will the administration start banning together with bar and nightclub owners to spy on student activity away from class? Will your alcohol consumption begin being monitored? How about sexual activity or sexual orientation?

A student’s time away from class is their personal time. As long as they aren’t breaking any laws, it’s an infringement of basic human rights to punish a student for something he or she said on a personal blog.

I’m a huge fan of free speech, and I’ll say whatever the hell I feel like saying. I know some medical school administrators read this blog, and the ones that enforce such inane policies can all kiss my ass.

Always remember that MedSchool Hell is waiting with open arms to accept student’s cynical, politically incorrect, or otherwise anti-medical school commentary. Students of every medical school across the country and abroad may contribute anything they wish and not ever worry about their dictator-like administration catching them. Everyone is anonymous here.

I have to wonder if blogs such as this one are the root cause for such new policies going into affect at medical schools. Are you afraid to visit MSH from one of your school’s computers? If so, you need to take a step back and fight for your freedom of information.

Rumor: Step 2 CS To Be Retired

This is all completely rumor at this point, but I have decent information that Step 2 CS is going to be retired beginning next year or the year after. Since I’ve been out of the medical school game for awhile now, this is something that you guys may be hearing around your schools as well.

The rumor is that US medical graduates will no longer be required to take the exam, but FMGs will still have some version of it. It’s basically a reversion back to the old days pre-CS for American graduates.

Let us know if you’re hearing the same things around your school.