The Med School Gunner Song
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Hoover Back in da’ house! Not postin’ substance!
Hoover,
How the fuck are you? You haven’t updated in a while, and I saw this, so hopefully you’ll get back on this little project on yours. I ended up closing by blog as I no longer have any time these days. By the way, I found this graph that I though you and your viewers may find interesting.
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7285/doctorincomechart.gif
I think it would give some perspective to those who are still confused about the process.
Take care,
Half M.D.
Okay. So the- this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says, “All right, you’ve got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits “Play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.
Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.
The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the som, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
They get the- towait. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin’ [falsetto] “AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building’s comin’ down! Heeelllppp!!!” [normal] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, “TADAAA!!” And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “…Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?” And the father says, “the Aristocrats!”
“Pretty fucking badass!”
I think you meant “Pretty fucking fatass!”
Sorry if I’m an asshole, but I met far too many real life fat ass gunners who pissed me off all the time during medical school especially during rounds ugh.
I refuse to study to the point where I can no longer be reasonably attractive to the opposite sex (I would rather work out instead), and I’d like to think that those who are going into medicine should be held to a higher degree of personal responsibility.
Of course, just like how we like to “fix” old problems by creating more problems —
Scientists/Engineers/Doctors develop solutions to problems, but when the underlying cause of those problems remains neglected, we are effectively perpetuating a lie—what Mark Twain
has called the silent lie:
“Almost all lies are acts, and speech has no part in them. . . . I am speaking
of the lie of silent assertion; we can tell it without saying a word. . . .
For instance, it would not be possible for a humane and intelligent
person to invent a rational excuse for slavery; yet you will remember that
in the early days of emancipation agitation in the North, the agitators got
but small help or countenance from any one. Argue and plead and pray as
they might, they could not break the universal stillness that reigned, from
pulpit and press all the way down to the bottom of society—the clammy
stillness created and maintained by the lie of silent assertion—the silent
assertion that there wasn’t anything going on in which humane and
intelligent people were interested.
The universal conspiracy of the silent-assertion lie is hard at work always
and everywhere, and always in the interest of a stupidity or a sham,
never in the interest of a thing fine or respectable. It is the most timid
and shabby of all lies . . . the silent assertion that nothing is going on
which fair and intelligent men [and women] are aware of and are
engaged by their duty to try to stop.”
Heh, sorry to get carried away, but as you can see, I have a seething enmity towards gunners — the most wretched human existence.
The sad thing is that this bitch is probably a true gunner and they’re probably laughing it off as a joke as if to make it seem its normal.
But you know what?
BITCH, being a gunner isn’t NORMAL nor will it make you a good doctor when you fuck everyone around you and you memorize thatthe CIPA (congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis) is caused by a genetic mutation that prevents the formation of nerve cells that transmit signals of pain, heat and cold to the brain, and you’re obviously gunning for that coveted dermatology position.
*end rant*
Kinda have to agree she probably really is a gunner patting herself on the back and trying to normalize the pathology.
I wonder if the gunners really are happy in dermatology. Seems kinda boring even discounting for sour grapes.
yeah, you’d make a great doctor, you’re already bitter and you jump to your own conclusions instead of listening to others! go you!
Half M.D., you’re a fucking twat. If you can’t understand irony or watch a video without insulting the person in it you obviously don’t have the intelligence or the sensitivity to become a doctor–loser.
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Hoover can you tell us now that you’re in the promise land (anywhere but medschool)
I’m a masochist.
Nice video btw.
Hey there Hoover,
Just wanted to say how much of an awesome website you have. For some time, I deluded myself, like many pre-meds, that medicine is the pinnacle of all things and it defines your very existence. Until I started shadowing. I never seen so many miserable people in my life, but I refused to acknowledge it because I thought I was different. However, every physician I talked to either flat out said run away from medicine, or just had the look like “you’re not in yet, you still have a chance to run”. I thought it can’t be that bad. It became less coincidental when I shadowed other physicians, and they all said “Why in the world would you want to do this?” I thought they just want to screen out the students who weren’t serious. One physician finally explained the nuts and bolts behind medicine, and it sucked. You don’t have to be an economist to know it sucked. Your blog put the final nail in the medicine coffin because it finally opened my eyes that I don’t want to spend the best years of my life going through what you described, just to be called doctor. I’m a very easy going guy who’s nice to everyone. I don’t want medicine to change that. I hated working as a nursing assistant, why is medicine going to be any different? I want to thank you for telling it like it is. I’m going to pursue my real passions and enjoy my life. You may not be a practicing physician, but I feel as though you saved my life. And to that, I raise a glass of [insert favorite alcohol] to you.
CK1,
Good to hear that someone here uses their head. What are you planning to do instead? One of the biggest worries I’ve had was, if I can’t get a stable, secure job like that in medicine, then what else can I do? Everyone would like to have a job where their passions are pursued, but a lot of the times that passion tends to be low paying (and rarely high paying).
Ask yourself what’s really important to you. Then ask yourself what’s important to your potential clients or employers. I kinda wonder if many people really make it to the second step, it’s just “what do I want, what’s going to make me happy”. Be happy and fulfilled on your own time, when you’re working your main job is to make whoever’s paying you happy, like it or not. If a job pays great and lets you pursue your passions, then why isn’t everyone else doing it, driving down compensation? Are your “passions” common or uncommon? Are your skills and aptitudes common or uncommon? Are you both useful and scarce enough to give anyone a good reason to pay you top dollar to pursue your passions? Supply and demand.
so do most of the girls in med school look like the two blondes in yellow or the fat bitch?
The fat bitch… the irony is that the fat bitch was pretty hot before she entered college — but that was a long time ago, before she succumbed to the worst disease known to mankind, “Gunneria” (www.instantrimshot.com)
the two blondes or your mother?? what?
For the record, this girl gave us our tour of UA last year and she was really nice. For some reason I don’t think she really is a gunner – just parodying them.
Never! You’re not anon, you’re an imposter! I am from 4chan protecting the internets against lies like the one you say.
She is a gunner — a gunner from the land of gunneria.
If you enter /b/ lands you will suffer the wrath of 4chan justice…
You have been warned buttfag.
For the record, they always come off as really nice when they’re giving tours. If she was a jackass/cynic they would boot her ass — hell she’s the type that would gladly do a pelvic examination or a rectal probe if the medical secretary asked her to —- no self-respect.
Isn’t it a giveaway that this fatass would rather spend her free time giving tours to med. school hopefuls rather than exercising?
The reason why she’s doing it is so that she gets to know the faculty/committees better. I’m not saying that it’s a bad thing, but your observation of her being nice is not necessarily because she is nice but because it is part of the job.
Of course, you may me prove me wrong and if so, then every waitress who smiles and flirts with me more than other girls in society really DO have a thing for me.
Who knows…
Hi Mr. Bojangles,
glad to know you’re so all-knowing. Hope your hand is stuck up men’s asses for the rest of your life. You’ve honestly earned it.
dear god this chick sucks at rapping and is fat as fuck.. Who cares if she gets better grades than everyone, im sure she will also be in a grave earlier too lolololol go lose some weight fat fuck
p.a.r.o.d.y. and mind your manners. asshole.
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It’s purple drank.
……………..Okay. So the- this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says, “All right, you’ve got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits “Play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.
Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.
The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the som, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
They get the- towait. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin’ [falsetto] “AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building’s comin’ down! Heeelllppp!!!” [normal] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, “TADAAA!!” And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “…Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?” And the father says, “the Aristocrats!”.
wow, astute and not a bit wordy retort. good luck on the boards asswipe.
What the f…is this?! What kind of med school lets in people like that? Lame. What country is this from? WTF? OK, everyone running away from meds, I get it now, I get it….Scary.
But the videos below ARE funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZqsCbGZ–w&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlPRLJ6TiiU&feature=related
If you’re going to make a video, at least have *some* funny points…
Thanks for your guidance. But it’s all really quite sad. However it is nice to see you’re all trying to help people, and see you giving them a taste of medical school by feeding them your depression. Lovely
Wow. She’s pretty huge. Hey pork chop, instead of being fat, lazy, and useless, go back to studying. In fact, why don’t you drop out since you’re on your way to being a mediocre walk-in doctor who pisses everyone off anyway. That sounds good to me. Ugh. You’ve stained the name of medicine.
………Okay. So the- this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says, “All right, you’ve got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits “Play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.
Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.
The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the som, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
They get the- towait. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin’ [falsetto] “AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building’s comin’ down! Heeelllppp!!!” [normal] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, “TADAAA!!” And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “…Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?” And the father says, “the Aristocrats!”
UH OH DIS MAN HOOVER GONE AGAIN!!!!!
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……..Okay. So the- this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says, “All right, you’ve got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits “Play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.
Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.
The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the som, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
They get the- towait. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin’ [falsetto] “AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building’s comin’ down! Heeelllppp!!!” [normal] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, “TADAAA!!” And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “…Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?” And the father says, “the Aristocrats!”
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joi;;jioOkay. So the- this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says, “All right, you’ve got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits “Play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.
Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.
The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the som, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.
Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.
They get the- towait. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.
Then the father gets up and says, “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin’ [falsetto] “AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building’s comin’ down! Heeelllppp!!!” [normal] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, “TADAAA!!” And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “…Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?” And the father says, “the Aristocrats!”