If you’re like me, you absolutely hate it when homeless people bother you for money. Nine times out ten, they don’t want money for food. Instead, they’re trying to feed their drug or alcohol habit while successfully being detriments to society.

I’ve found a great way to stop 1 in 4 homeless people from bothering you. It’s a simple t-shirt:

It only stops 1 in 4 homeless people from asking you for money because that’s the estimated number that can actually read. It’s still worth the price of admission.

This makes my tshirt, Call Blows, look like crap. I bow down to the skills of the TShirtHell.com designers.

I just purchased a Skype-compatible cordless phone, and it came with a free 60 minutes of SkypeOut. Since I’ve been a long-time user of SkypeOut, I have no need for the voucher.

If you don’t know, Skype allows you to make really cheap (or free) phone calls to anyone in the US. You can get unlimited local and long distance for $29.95 per year. Not a bad deal.

Here’s the voucher for anyone that’s interested: KGXY-FH64-PH. Go to skype.com/voucher to activate.

It will only work for one person, so get it while the getting is good.

My wife and I were driving to a restaurant tonight on a four-lane highway. I’m in the right-hand lane cruising along, and there’s another car in the left hand lane just up close enough so that I can’t get over.

I see some room ahead of me, so I ease on the gas a bit and signal that I’m going to change lanes. As soon as I speed up to get some distance, the car in the left hand lane speeds up as well, preventing me from merging over.

“OK, no big deal” I thought. A few minutes go by and I see another opportunity to make a little bit of distance and merge into the left lane. Same shit happens: As soon as I speed up to make room, this jackass speeds up also. I briefly signal and jam my way into the left hand lane. Yeah, I cut the car off but it was nothing excessive. I had plenty of room or else I wouldn’t have came over.

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I know this is off topic:

Just for the record, I hate MySpace. I was doing some Googling tonight and came across this crap. I wonder what the IQ of these people are? Here’s the quote:

“lol lol ok cuz when i said if u a shorty come drop dat luv on my page i wasnt talking about u but i c how u do keep dat shit written down with dat pin on a page cuz u a lil nicca dat cant reach da mic on a stage and rip it just like ur gurlzz jeans now u know y she listens to ginuwine cuz i know what shes got in those jeans but its alright & cuz i didnt know u were chineese cuz dat pussy s still tight but fuck a dime and a bitch the only thing i care about is getting rich yup dats me cali’s finest if u didnt know ask ur bitch”

I’m sure they’ll be “getting rich” soon.

e-thuggin’ since 2006.